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chodin
Gary Busey digs up dead bodies, just to put party hats on them and then re-bury them.
about a year ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey was born on February 29th, but not during a leap year.
about a year ago from web →
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jacktion
Everyday Gary Busey prays that Johnny 5 will make into heaven when he dies.
about a year ago from web →
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chodin
Gary Busey thinks he's related to the people in store-bought picture frames.
about a year ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey shits on birds' cars.
about a year ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey can often be heard yelling "The power of Christ compels you!" at deviled eggs.
about a year ago from web →
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chodin
Gary Busey uses an Advent calendar for every month and at Midnight on New Year's Eve always yells "It's going to be another chocolate year!"
about a year ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey's favorite newspaper is "Medieval Times."
about a year ago from web →
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paulydangerously
Gary Busey uses a can and a string as a cell phone. He's always sending me pictures.
about a year ago from web →
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wwbd
Gary Busey reports for duty during the 'March of Dimes'.
about a year ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey's eHarmony profile says he likes long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and lying about his interests on eHarmony.
about a year ago from web →
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craptastic
Gary Busey once ran into a burning house and rescued a box of puppies because "They were almost done."
about a year ago from web →
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chodin
Gary Busey puts on a lobster bib to read.
about a year ago from web →
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craptastic
When Gary Busey gets a new phone book he cuts it up and re-alphabetizes it by the second letter.
about a year ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey bought a mannequin, but he demanded a refund when it didn't turn into Kim Cattrall.
about a year ago from web →
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donkeyhodey
Gary Busey eats his meals with a trebuchet.
about a year ago from web →
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nominion
Gary Busey lives by the philosophy "All is fair in love and war, including punches to the larynx."
about a year ago from web →
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nominion
Gary Busey bought a new telescope. He's pissed because his connverter box doesn't get proper reception.
Saturday, 04-Apr-09 20:29:38 EDT from web →
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donkeyhodey
Gary Busey collects clippings from obituaries because he's "recruiting."
Friday, 03-Apr-09 20:13:37 EDT from web →
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donkeyhodey
Gary Busey can scream into a fax line and a picture of him riding a unicorn will print on the other end.
Monday, 30-Mar-09 15:51:17 EDT from web →
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