Mechanical Koala (robopanda)
Iowa
I FUCKING LOVE TACOS!!!
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Gary Busey ripped out my endocrine system and replaced it with delicious taffy.
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Gary Busey ripped out my endocrine system and replaced it with delicious taffy.
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Gary Busey bought a house with Kool-Aid points, then reinforced all the walls with concrete and said, "That a-hole ain't gettin' in here."
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey was Luke's real father.
about a year ago from web →
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Ten of the eleven secret herbs and spices in KFC are secretions from Gary Busey. The eleventh? Styrofoam peanuts.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey keeps breaking Ohm's law.
about a year ago from web →
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The voice in Gary Busey's head speaks latin, but he answers it in pig latin.
about a year ago from web →
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The technology behind 3-D movies was based on Gary Busey's DMV vision test.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey has one of his sister's kidneys. He replaces its Igloo cooler every Arbor Day.
about a year ago from web →
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If you read Gary Busey's dream journal out loud the Ninth Gate opens.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey is a 12 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness. His cock is a 20.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey fills his suitcases with highlighters and change. No, really.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey can eat six nickels and crap out a quarter. That extra five cents was the transaction fee.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey wore a shirt saying "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" when he worked as a dogcatcher.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey shits trains. Now what?
Tuesday, 07-Apr-09 14:14:22 EDT from web →
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Gary Busey invented the batusi.
Tuesday, 07-Apr-09 12:10:15 EDT from web →
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Gary Busey thinks Christian Bale is a pushover.
Monday, 06-Apr-09 23:23:05 EDT from web →
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Gary Busey beat the dramatic chipmunk in a staring contest. He then ate that chipmunk, and commented, "All in all, I still prefer coyote."
Monday, 06-Apr-09 21:26:13 EDT from web →
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Gary Busey brews his own cough syrup.
Monday, 06-Apr-09 14:08:45 EDT from web →
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Gary Busey is the only person who can list a couch on Craigslist and not have anyone ask him if the coffee table is for sale.
Monday, 06-Apr-09 12:20:45 EDT from web →
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You never see Gary Busey and Rae Dawn Chong in the same place at the same time. Rae Dawn Chong was the greatest trick Busey ever played.
Sunday, 05-Apr-09 20:02:45 EDT from web →
