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Yangshuo, Guangxi, China
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Gary Busey always sleeps with the headlights on, because he's afraid of ghost drivers.
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Gary Busey always sleeps with the headlights on, because he's afraid of ghost drivers.
about 10 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey says if you close your eyes and make a wish before blowing out the dynamite on your birthday cake, you grow older a year.
about 10 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey signs his ballot with "Bary Gusey" to stay anonymous
about 10 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey still insists that America never lost a war. The Viet Cong may have won the battle, but not the beauty peagant.
about 10 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey sleeps in an R/C Car Bed.
about 11 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey's car has a bumper sticker with his initials. It allows him to drive on the left side of the road.
about 11 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey once faked his own kidnapping and wrote a handsome note with magazine pictures of himself.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey's last will states that he wants to be buried alive.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey sells rape whistles at the Rio Carnival.
about a year ago from web →
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If Gary Busey could have ONE superpower, it would be shop-lifting.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey lets 1-800-FLOWERS deliver faceplants to his enemies.
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Gary Busey's urine doesn't smell like cereals. Gary Busey's cereals smell like urine.
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Gary Busey bleaches his pubes to match the curtains.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey was the second and seventh victim of the Alphabet Killer but lives to tell about it because he has two more given names.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey listens to audiobooks of his favourite ASCII porn.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey went to see Cambodia's yellow rape fields, but doubts that this is how they make Canola oil.
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Gary Busey never picks up hitchhikers on the information superhighway.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey found a wiretap on his tin can phone. Shocked at first, he soon realized that it just led to the tin can in his other hand.
Tuesday, 07-Apr-09 01:07:24 EDT from web →
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Gary Busey is pretty sure that growing up on the streets isn't as bad as growing up on the airport runways.
Sunday, 05-Apr-09 16:59:37 EDT from web →
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Gary Busey only trusts people who shook Sinatra's feet.
Sunday, 05-Apr-09 16:17:36 EDT from web →
