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Yangshuo, Guangxi, China
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Gary Busey always sleeps with the headlights on, because he's afraid of ghost drivers.
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Gary Busey always sleeps with the headlights on, because he's afraid of ghost drivers.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey says if you close your eyes and make a wish before blowing out the dynamite on your birthday cake, you grow older a year.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey signs his ballot with "Bary Gusey" to stay anonymous
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Gary Busey still insists that America never lost a war. The Viet Cong may have won the battle, but not the beauty peagant.
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Gary Busey sleeps in an R/C Car Bed.
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Gary Busey's car has a bumper sticker with his initials. It allows him to drive on the left side of the road.
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Gary Busey once faked his own kidnapping and wrote a handsome note with magazine pictures of himself.
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Gary Busey's last will states that he wants to be buried alive.
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Gary Busey sells rape whistles at the Rio Carnival.
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If Gary Busey could have ONE superpower, it would be shop-lifting.
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Gary Busey lets 1-800-FLOWERS deliver faceplants to his enemies.
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Gary Busey's urine doesn't smell like cereals. Gary Busey's cereals smell like urine.
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Gary Busey bleaches his pubes to match the curtains.
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Gary Busey was the second and seventh victim of the Alphabet Killer but lives to tell about it because he has two more given names.
about 11 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey listens to audiobooks of his favourite ASCII porn.
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Gary Busey went to see Cambodia's yellow rape fields, but doubts that this is how they make Canola oil.
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Gary Busey never picks up hitchhikers on the information superhighway.
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Gary Busey found a wiretap on his tin can phone. Shocked at first, he soon realized that it just led to the tin can in his other hand.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey is pretty sure that growing up on the streets isn't as bad as growing up on the airport runways.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey only trusts people who shook Sinatra's feet.
about a year ago from web →
