Pauly Dangerously (paulydangerously)

South Tucson

Asshole.

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Gary Busey wears a key around his neck to a combination lock.

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Gary Busey wanted to shed a few pounds so he bought a new wardrobe 1 size bigger.

Saturday, 04-Apr-09 13:45:53 EDT from web →
I don't know if Gary Busey is a cancer survivor or not, but I know cancer is a Gary Busey survivor.

Friday, 03-Apr-09 18:31:21 EDT from web →
Gary Busey has an igloo for a summer home.

Friday, 03-Apr-09 15:06:16 EDT from web →
Gary Busey checks his oil with a wet noodle.

Friday, 03-Apr-09 12:59:47 EDT from web →
Gary Busey haunts the houses of ghosts.

Wednesday, 01-Apr-09 18:13:52 EDT from web →
Gary Busey claims "Crip" on his taxes.

Wednesday, 01-Apr-09 18:07:22 EDT from web →
Gary Busey carries an ice pick everywhere. Finds it's a great way to initiate conversations with strangers.

Monday, 30-Mar-09 15:59:40 EDT from web →
Gary Busey likes his N.W.A. neat. With no Ice Cube.

Monday, 30-Mar-09 12:11:55 EDT from web →
Sharks watch "Gary Busey week".

Sunday, 29-Mar-09 18:54:24 EDT from web →
Gary Busey still wears Jake's umbilical as a necklace.

Sunday, 29-Mar-09 12:51:12 EDT from web →
Gary Busey lost his mind when he bet it in a poker game.

Sunday, 29-Mar-09 12:34:44 EDT from web →
Gary Busey wears some old guy's dentures that he had painted blue on his ear.

Thursday, 26-Mar-09 15:40:54 EDT from web →
Gary Busey can't answer the phone because he says "...it never asked me a question".

Thursday, 26-Mar-09 15:31:40 EDT from web →
Gary Busey shot a man with a label gun.

Monday, 23-Mar-09 23:37:47 EDT from web →
Gary Busey likes his ice cream sandwich with oven roasted turkey breast.

Monday, 23-Mar-09 13:25:33 EDT from web →
Gary Busey fucked Jane Goodall while wearing a gorilla suit.

Sunday, 22-Mar-09 09:51:23 EDT from web →
Gary Busey sinks a jar of mayo in a lake every Cinco the Mayo.

Sunday, 22-Mar-09 05:06:35 EDT from web →
Gary Busey hunts golfers for sport.

Sunday, 22-Mar-09 05:01:20 EDT from web →
Gary Busey's birth name is "Johnny Appleseed".

Sunday, 22-Mar-09 04:47:14 EDT from web →
Gary Busey's shit looks like the colored logs that they used to power the train to 88 mph in Back to the Future III.

Sunday, 22-Mar-09 04:43:35 EDT from web →