Bad Chillings (nominion)
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If you thought THAT was funny, just wait until you see my penis!
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Gary Busey was originally tapped to write Michael Jackson's obituary, but all it said when he was done was "He was survived by a monkey."
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Gary Busey was originally tapped to write Michael Jackson's obituary, but all it said when he was done was "He was survived by a monkey."
about a year ago from web →
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It turns out, Gary Busey faked faking his resurrection.
about a year ago from web →
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No he didn't. I mean, Gary Busey did not do that.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey's water is so hard that it'll ask you what time it is and then rob you.
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Gary Busey has got your nose.
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Gary Busey doesn't think people would be so fearful of death if he wasn't trying to kill them all the time.
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Gary Busey wouldn't trust you any farther than he could throw you. Luckily, he can throw you pretty far.
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Jake Busey never thanked Gary Busey for letting Jake Busey be born to Gary Busey. He's an Ungrateful Brat to Child Protective Services too.
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Gary Busey believes that Jane is Addicted to his nerves.
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Gary Busey sued Six Flags for false advertising because when the rollercoaster wrecked it was the only time he was amused at their park.
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Gary Busey took his Bishop to the Pawn Shop and traded him in for some DeWalt powertools. He's at your house right now, modifying your deck.
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Gary Busey went to google translate to complain that the hooker he ordered hadn't shown up yet.
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Gary Busey will first try to convert you to christianity, and if that doesn't work he'll then convert you to metric.
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Gary Busey once tied a piece of peanut butter toast, peanut butter side up, to the back of a cat, and when he dropped it, it floated.
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Gary Busey knows how to unfart.
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Gary Busey is actually in the new Star Trek movie...hiding behind Simon Pegg, whispering to him that he's not being British enough.
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If Gary Busey could see you right now, he'd tell you to quit playing with yourself. HAHA!, Just kidding! He CAN see you right now.
about a year ago from web →
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Gary Busey forced the cancellation of "Herman's Head" through a series of Indian Burns.
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Gary Busey knows that the best cheat code is up up, down down, left right, left right, b, a starter fluid.
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Gary Busey tried to explain string theory to Stephen Hawking, and the mother-fucker ended up in the goddamn hospital.
about a year ago from web →
