Jack Curley (jacktion)
I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Just kidding, I'm in Cincinnati, Ohio.
I like bananas, but I'm not a monkey. Other than that, there's not a whole lot to tell you.
http://www.myspace.com/mayorsofsuperawesometown
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Gary Busey spends every Halloween sitting near a sewer opening waiting for the Grate Pumpkin.
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Gary Busey spends every Halloween sitting near a sewer opening waiting for the Grate Pumpkin.
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Gary Busey got caps on his teeth so it would sound like a gun firing whenever he chews.
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Gary Busey rushes out to fight crime whenever his phone gets a busy signal.
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Gary Busey’s family photo album is filled with pictures of Mount Rushmore.
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Gary Busey wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire, but he'll set you on fire if you’re wet.
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Gary Busey can call anyone Betty, but if you call him Al, you'll wind up buried an unmarked grave, just like Chevy Chase's career.
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Gary Busey digs through every railroad crossing sign he sees, looking for pirate treasure.
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Gary Busey drinks mosquitoes' blood.
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Megan Fox's tattoo of Marilyn Monroe has a tattoo of Gary Busey on her face.
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Gary Busey’s pubic lice drive around on tiny Vespas.
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Gary Busey spells his name alphabetically.
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Gary Busey's favorite spectator sport is I Spy.
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Gary Busey leaves a dry spot on the bed after sex.
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Gary Busey tells jokes about Russia to Yakov Smirnoff.
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Gary Busey invented "Groucho contacts"
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Gary Busey has a large police badge collection, which he disinfects daily. Asked why, he said, "I don't need no stinky badges!"
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Gary Busey's favorite kind of music is Fraggle Rock.
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Gary Busey's pilot license was revoked after he launched an air strike against the UK on the Fourth of July in 1982.
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Gary Busey didn't fake his death, but he did fake his resurrection.
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Gary Busey has been afraid of being raped by a ghost ever since he walked in on his parents having sex under the sheets.
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