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donkeyhodey
Gary Busey doesn't carve Jack O'Lanterns for Halloween because he hates the Irish.
Monday, 08-Dec-08 12:16:10 EST from web →
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stonesoup
Gary Busey would like to become invisible, but is willing to settle for translucency.
Monday, 08-Dec-08 12:57:09 EST from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey escaped from Alcatraz. His tour guide never figured out where he went.
Monday, 08-Dec-08 14:28:31 EST from web →
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donkeyhodey
When Gary Busey pulls food out of the microwave and it's still cold, he thinks it's because he didn't sent it far enough into the future.
Monday, 08-Dec-08 15:13:18 EST from web →
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donkeyhodey
Gary Busey uses his library card to get on airplanes because somebody told him it was his ticket to anywhere he wanted to go.
Tuesday, 23-Dec-08 14:48:18 EST from web →
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paulydangerously
Gary Busey knows the way to a woman's heart is through her sternum.
Wednesday, 31-Dec-08 09:20:48 EST from web →
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donkeyhodey
Gary Busey once got a punch bowl-cut.
Wednesday, 31-Dec-08 11:15:23 EST from web →
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paulydangerously
Gary Busey holds the secret ingredient to Mighty Mendit in his pre-ejaculate.
Saturday, 10-Jan-09 12:24:05 EST from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey heard that children are our future, so he buried a time capsule filled with babies in his backyard.
Wednesday, 18-Mar-09 14:29:37 EDT from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey has a missing milk carton tattooed on his back.
Thursday, 19-Mar-09 01:59:20 EDT from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey doesn't trust exterminators. His pappy always said, "Once a killer robot from the future, ALWAYS a killer robot from the future!"
Thursday, 19-Mar-09 11:44:41 EDT from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey's favorite brand of yogurt is Miracle Whip.
Monday, 23-Mar-09 13:17:02 EDT from web →
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jokerswild
Gary Busey was born again. He told his mom "And get it right this time, cunt!"
Tuesday, 31-Mar-09 16:38:21 EDT from web →
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jokerswild
Gary Busey is the best method actor on the planet and has been continually playing Buddy Holly since 1978.
Tuesday, 31-Mar-09 16:44:43 EDT from web →
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robopanda
Gary Busey is so afraid of breaking a leg that he wears a bulletproof vest and custom-engraved Medi-Alert bracelet that says "NOT A HORSE."
Friday, 03-Apr-09 20:04:09 EDT from web →
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donkeyhodey
Gary Busey eats his meals with a trebuchet.
about a year ago from web →
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paulydangerously
Gary Busey ejaculates toddlers.
about a year ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey bought a mannequin, but he demanded a refund when it didn't turn into Kim Cattrall.
about a year ago from web →
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chodin
Gary Busey uses an Advent calendar for every month and at Midnight on New Year's Eve always yells "It's going to be another chocolate year!"
about a year ago from web →
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nominion
Gary Busey went to google translate to complain that the hooker he ordered hadn't shown up yet.
about a year ago from web →
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