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jacktion Gary Busey drops acid. Off of skyscrapers.
about a year ago from web →
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burnsy Gary Busey refuses to play Monopoly because he says winning second prize in a beauty contest is "unrealistic."
about a year ago from web →
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donkeyhodey Gary Busey's favorite taco seasoning is puppy breath.
about a year ago from web →
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donkeyhodey
Gary Busey shakes his computer monitor to erase everything on the screen.
about a year ago from web →
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paulydangerously Gary Busey eats a taco middle first just so the ends can't warn the middle that he's coming.
about a year ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey knows that you catch more flies with tiny lassos than you do with vinegar.
about a year ago from web →
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paulydangerously
Gary Busey has a See n' Say with just coyotes on it.
about a year ago from web →
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paulydangerously
Gary Busey twists an Oreo at every intersection and turns according to which side the cream is on.
about a year ago from web →
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donkeyhodey
Gary Busey created a non-biased ratings system to figure out which is Texas' best little whorehouse.
about a year ago from web →
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paulydangerously
Gary Busey shot a man with a label gun.
about a year ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey always expects the Spanish Inquisition.
about a year ago from web →
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donkeyhodey
Gary Busey once threw a Mazel Tov Cocktail through the window of a synagogue. It burned for eight days.
about a year ago from web →
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robopanda The smiling image of Gary Busey visited Charles Pincus in recurring nightmares during the early 1930s. That's why he invented veneers.
about a year ago from web →
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robopanda
Gary Busey told me this is the best website ever, then he yanked out my appendix. The doctors said he probably saved my life.
about a year ago from web →
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robopanda
Gary Busey is the only b-boy who can save the rec center with country line dancing.
about a year ago from web →
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jacktion
Hand lotion uses Gary Busey to masturbate.
about 11 months ago from web →
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craptastic When Gary Busey gets a new phone book he cuts it up and re-alphabetizes it by the second letter.
about 10 months ago from web →
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chodin Gary Busey puts on a lobster bib to read.
about 10 months ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey is undefeated in inter-species thumb wrestling.
about 10 months ago from web →
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chodin
Gary Busey thinks he's related to the people in store-bought picture frames.
about 10 months ago from web →
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