Busey 101 is a kickass blog. Users post "facts" about Gary Busey which are broadcast to their friends and fans using the Web, RSS, or the power of Gary Busey's aura.

If you'd like to try it out, you'll have to register a new account. But you can only do that if you answer a series of increasingly difficult trivia questions about Gary Busey -- most of which are unanswerable because we change the answers every day.

If by some miracle you succeed, you can post to the main page by entering your message into the textbox at the top of the page, and clicking "Send". Honestly if you can't figure it out we'll probably have to club you to death in order to prevent the possibility of your genes replicating.

To subscribe to other people's notifications, go to their profile page and click the "subscribe" button. They'll get a notice that you're now subscribed to their notifications. Once this happens, the private message system is enacted. And then it's sexy notifications, sexily, all the sexy time.

More help

Here are some documents that you might find helpful in understanding Busey 101 and how to use it. We call these the "Retard Files."