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Gary Busey rounded Pi down to 1 and proved it.

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Gary Busey rounded Pi down to 1 and proved it.

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Gary Busey punched Chris Brown through Rihanna.

Tuesday, 10-Mar-09 15:14:47 EDT from web →
Gary Busey once bent a spoon with his mind and used that spoon to tunnel to China for some General Sao's Chicken.

Thursday, 15-Jan-09 11:49:48 EST from web →
Gary Busey presents himself with a Golden Globe for Best Hygiene every month.

Monday, 12-Jan-09 10:18:31 EST from web →
Whenever asked which three historical figures he would have over for dinner, Gary Busey picks three random names from the phone book.

Monday, 05-Jan-09 08:55:37 EST from web →
Gary Busey knows when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake, but that's only because he installed a web cam in your bedroom.

Tuesday, 23-Dec-08 09:04:09 EST from web →
Gary Busey doesn't light candles to celebrate Hanukkah. Instead, he starts eight forest fires.

Monday, 22-Dec-08 09:07:26 EST from web →
Gary Busey has a plan to save the economy: Hot Boyz 2.

Thursday, 18-Dec-08 09:08:29 EST from web →
Gary Busey thumb wrestles alligators.

Wednesday, 17-Dec-08 08:25:46 EST from web →
Gary Busey once killed a man just to watch him die, but then he brought him back to life because it was the "cool thing to do."

Monday, 15-Dec-08 09:30:16 EST from web →
Gary Busey was so impressed by Lance Armstrong's triumph over cancer that he cut both his balls off. Four grew back in their place.

Thursday, 11-Dec-08 08:31:51 EST from web →
Gary Busey's solution to any problem is a tickle fight.

Wednesday, 10-Dec-08 12:12:55 EST from web →
Gary Busey refuses to play Monopoly because he says winning second prize in a beauty contest is "unrealistic."

Wednesday, 10-Dec-08 08:39:04 EST from web →
Gary Busey draws laughs when he refers to his penis as a third leg. Then he walks on it.

Tuesday, 09-Dec-08 08:37:11 EST from web →
As a kid, Gary Busey had an imaginary friend. That friend grew up to be Barack Obama.

Monday, 08-Dec-08 14:47:10 EST from web →
Gary Busey once tried to grow a mustache. It resulted in the Ice Age.

Monday, 08-Dec-08 12:17:49 EST from web →