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jacktion Gary Busey spends every Halloween sitting near a sewer opening waiting for the Grate Pumpkin.
about 3 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey got caps on his teeth so it would sound like a gun firing whenever he chews.
about 4 months ago from web →
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rhexperience Gary Busey always sleeps with the headlights on, because he's afraid of ghost drivers.
about 4 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey rushes out to fight crime whenever his phone gets a busy signal.
about 4 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey says if you close your eyes and make a wish before blowing out the dynamite on your birthday cake, you grow older a year.
about 4 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey’s family photo album is filled with pictures of Mount Rushmore.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey signs his ballot with "Bary Gusey" to stay anonymous
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire, but he'll set you on fire if you’re wet.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey still insists that America never lost a war. The Viet Cong may have won the battle, but not the beauty peagant.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey can call anyone Betty, but if you call him Al, you'll wind up buried an unmarked grave, just like Chevy Chase's career.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey digs through every railroad crossing sign he sees, looking for pirate treasure.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey sleeps in an R/C Car Bed.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey drinks mosquitoes' blood.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey's car has a bumper sticker with his initials. It allows him to drive on the left side of the road.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Megan Fox's tattoo of Marilyn Monroe has a tattoo of Gary Busey on her face.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey’s pubic lice drive around on tiny Vespas.
about 5 months ago from web →
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robopanda Gary Busey ripped out my endocrine system and replaced it with delicious taffy.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey spells his name alphabetically.
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey bought a house with Kool-Aid points, then reinforced all the walls with concrete and said, "That a-hole ain't gettin' in here."
about 5 months ago from web →
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Gary Busey was Luke's real father.
about 6 months ago from web →
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