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jokerswild
Gary Busey has three separate email accounts with the same address.
about 5 months ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey spends every Halloween sitting near a sewer opening waiting for the Grate Pumpkin.
about 9 months ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey got caps on his teeth so it would sound like a gun firing whenever he chews.
about 9 months ago from web →
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rhexperience
Gary Busey always sleeps with the headlights on, because he's afraid of ghost drivers.
about 10 months ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey rushes out to fight crime whenever his phone gets a busy signal.
about 10 months ago from web →
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rhexperience
Gary Busey says if you close your eyes and make a wish before blowing out the dynamite on your birthday cake, you grow older a year.
about 10 months ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey’s family photo album is filled with pictures of Mount Rushmore.
about 10 months ago from web →
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rhexperience
Gary Busey signs his ballot with "Bary Gusey" to stay anonymous
about 10 months ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire, but he'll set you on fire if you’re wet.
about 10 months ago from web →
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rhexperience
Gary Busey still insists that America never lost a war. The Viet Cong may have won the battle, but not the beauty peagant.
about 10 months ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey can call anyone Betty, but if you call him Al, you'll wind up buried an unmarked grave, just like Chevy Chase's career.
about 10 months ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey digs through every railroad crossing sign he sees, looking for pirate treasure.
about 11 months ago from web →
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rhexperience
Gary Busey sleeps in an R/C Car Bed.
about 11 months ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey drinks mosquitoes' blood.
about 11 months ago from web →
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rhexperience
Gary Busey's car has a bumper sticker with his initials. It allows him to drive on the left side of the road.
about 11 months ago from web →
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jacktion
Megan Fox's tattoo of Marilyn Monroe has a tattoo of Gary Busey on her face.
about 11 months ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey’s pubic lice drive around on tiny Vespas.
about 11 months ago from web →
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robopanda
Gary Busey ripped out my endocrine system and replaced it with delicious taffy.
about a year ago from web →
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jacktion
Gary Busey spells his name alphabetically.
about a year ago from web →
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robopanda
Gary Busey bought a house with Kool-Aid points, then reinforced all the walls with concrete and said, "That a-hole ain't gettin' in here."
about a year ago from web →